Good news: I am losing weight. Bad news, I wore my now too big gym shorts to workout today and as I was running they slid down my ass. Also, one of my gigantic boobs bounced up and out of my bra, and was jigglying wild as I trotted along. It wouldn't have been so bad if a guy I thought dirty thoughts about wasn't on the treadmill next to me. But he was. I would like to do dirty things to him...did I mention that? He looks undersexed. I think I could fix that. He's the kind of guy who has a GREAT body, a great face, a haircut lacking in this decadeness, and a sweet atmosphere.